My Brother Hijacked My Blog

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My older brother decided that it would be a marvelous idea if he wrote my blog post for today. I just got home about an hour ago and have been sitting on this futon next to him, going about my own business, and this is what he wrote:
Today, I came home to Cleveland!  It was an exhausting and long flight.  I sat next to two men from Guam who were going to Cleveland on a “special” business trip.  My bestie Gabby got a 100% on the paper that I edited for her.  She is so silly.  I have to proofread all of my friends’ homework. #englishminor
Now for the topic of the day: this pizza I’m chowing down on.  It is muy delicioso.  I don’t normally speak in Spanish because I’m an Anglophile, but when I do, I’m flawlesso.  The pizza was made by mi mamá and she instructed mi hermano to put the leftovers away after I was finito. It is so nice to have Market Day food and not dorm food. Mi favorito.
Next topic of today is my slight fangirl death obsession with Veronica Mars.  I know the show has been off the air for about 10 years now, but I’m a little behind the times despite being a hipster.  ACTUALLY!  I hipster-predict that Veronica Mars will make a star comeback.  My guess will be in movie form.  You heard it here first lovelies.
Next topic is this British bitch Zoella.  She thinks that Americans can put chocolate milk inside an orange.  A FUCKING ORANGE.  For my British readers, are you all crazy, or are just some of you?  Please comment on this post so I can gain some insight before I kinda live in your country for 6 months. 
Finally, I would like to talk about my family.  They are all so attractive.  They attacked me with hotness as soon as I walked in the door, and I instantly became a little more hotter.  Beat that!  I’m so high on family love.  So, tell me in the comment section what is your favorite color?  And, if you have a favorite clothing store to shop at, do you prefer Abercrombie or Hollister?  Thanks hotties!

Comments

  1. Patrick LDecember 18, 2013 at 11:03 PM

    Hey! My favorite color is orange. And while I love them both, I'll have to go with Abercrombie. Thanks! You're such a wonderful blogger!
    You should have your brother guest blog more often!

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    1. UnknownDecember 19, 2013 at 4:45 PM

      Wow. You are so conceited... but thanks for writing this :) Love you!

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  2. UnknownDecember 19, 2013 at 1:20 AM

    Hahahaha I love this and miss you both! My favorite color is blue and I shop wherever Patrick does because I want to be him<3

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  3. RazMaTazDecember 19, 2013 at 3:34 PM

    Haha, we're not all crazy, just the best ones! Xx

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  4. Mary GaelDecember 19, 2013 at 6:53 PM

    can pat just blog for you from here on out???? JK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fav color = purple, i don't shop at hollister or abercrombie because i'm poor and can't ever see the clothes in those stores :-(

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    1. UnknownDecember 20, 2013 at 12:28 AM

      I know right?? he is so hilarious when he is mocking me and I couldn't help but love this and post it :) haha and yeah I definitely cannot afford to shop at either one of those store. sorry Pat!

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  5. AnonymousDecember 21, 2013 at 10:25 AM

    I'm laughing out loud in the hair salon and people are looking at me, so Patrick succeeded in writing a hilarious post. Maybe you can make this a monthly thing

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    1. UnknownDecember 21, 2013 at 12:04 PM

      Yay I am so glad you liked it!! That is such a good idea for him to write one maybe each month :) I will ask him!

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