My Brother Hijacked My Blog
My older brother decided that it would be a marvelous idea if he wrote my blog post for today. I just got home about an hour ago and have been sitting on this futon next to him, going about my own business, and this is what he wrote:
Today, I came home to Cleveland! It was an exhausting and long flight. I sat next to two men from Guam who were going to Cleveland on a “special” business trip. My bestie Gabby got a 100% on the paper that I edited for her. She is so silly. I have to proofread all of my friends’ homework. #englishminor
Now for the topic of the day: this pizza I’m chowing down on. It is muy delicioso. I don’t normally speak in Spanish because I’m an Anglophile, but when I do, I’m flawlesso. The pizza was made by mi mamá and she instructed mi hermano to put the leftovers away after I was finito. It is so nice to have Market Day food and not dorm food. Mi favorito.
Next topic of today is my slight fangirl death obsession with Veronica Mars. I know the show has been off the air for about 10 years now, but I’m a little behind the times despite being a hipster. ACTUALLY! I hipster-predict that Veronica Mars will make a star comeback. My guess will be in movie form. You heard it here first lovelies.
Next topic is this British bitch Zoella. She thinks that Americans can put chocolate milk inside an orange. A FUCKING ORANGE. For my British readers, are you all crazy, or are just some of you? Please comment on this post so I can gain some insight before I kinda live in your country for 6 months.
Finally, I would like to talk about my family. They are all so attractive. They attacked me with hotness as soon as I walked in the door, and I instantly became a little more hotter. Beat that! I’m so high on family love. So, tell me in the comment section what is your favorite color? And, if you have a favorite clothing store to shop at, do you prefer Abercrombie or Hollister? Thanks hotties!